17.5.05

Schapelle Pty Ltd

Knight on a charger (in this case, a Nokia 6700) Mad Ron Bakir says Hell no, I won't be making no dough out of his new company, Schapelle Corby Pty Ltd.

That's a shame, as he's been linked to yet another corporate fuck-up and could use the dosh from the following great merchandising ideas:

The Schapelle stubbie holder. Great while you wait for verdicts.
Schapelle Etiquette, the book: how to make your way through strange customs
Schapelle cargo pants, seat thatched with drought-resistant Kentucky Blue
The Schapelle ringtone. Download now.
Schapelle eyebrow shaper. The fastest way to an expression of permanent shock.


argh, that's all a bit lame , i know. if you've got nay to add, post a comment. i may update if my numskull gets cracking today...

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